MOVIE REVIEW: SPRING BREAKERS (Harmony Korine, 2012)

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I surprised even myself that I was able to finish this stinker. The movie definitely brought out the old fart in me.

I almost lost it when James Franco started belting out Britney Spears’ Everytime (unconvincingly) on the piano. WTF?!

If the point of the movie was to scare parents from sending their daughters to spring break, it should work. This was no different from a Girls Gone Wild video.

I pitied these Disney princesses trying desperately to break free from their good girl image. Was nudity and twerking really the way to go?

Now where was Miley Cyrus when you really needed her?

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

(Originally published September 8, 2013.)

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