Abysmal wouldn’t even begin to describe this which seemed to be a hodgepodge of ham actors, lame dialogue, unlikable characters, senseless plot, bad editing, corny jokes, and low-class special effects.
Not even the usually reliable Pokwang and John Lapus could save this terrible material. This was the kind of movie that was so bad you wouldn’t even wait for it on free TV.
I hope Joel Lamangan would stay away from this genre. Eternally.
(Originally published May 19, 2012.)