I, FRANKENSTEIN (Stuart Beattie, 2014)

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My notes on I, Frankenstein:

1. Imagine (or not) Underworld with gargoyles vs. demons and with Frankenstein caught in the crossfire. I also didn’t know what he was doing there in the first place.

2. Aaron Eckhart seemed to be sleepwalking through this role. Dr. Frankenstein chose the body parts wisely, though. He was so ripped that I wondered if most of the cadavers used to create him were bodybuilders.

3. I know that Bill Nighy might look like an evil creature, but I couldn’t understand why he continues to accept these thankless vampire/demon/warlock roles. I hope he received a big fat paycheck for this.

4. Endless battles. What happened to the story? Pfft!

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

(Originally published January 24, 2014.)