Didn’t really aim high, but it was still an enjoyable watch. How could you not laugh at a dance fight set to Get Into the Groove? π€£π€£π€£
Rating: β β β ββ
(Originally published June 18, 2017.)
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Didn’t really aim high, but it was still an enjoyable watch. How could you not laugh at a dance fight set to Get Into the Groove? π€£π€£π€£
Rating: β β β ββ
(Originally published June 18, 2017.)
“Ang kalandian ay parang pantal. Kapag kinakamot, lalong kumakati.”
– Anonymous
Rating: β β βββ
(Originally published June 26, 2017.)
A surprisingly decent retelling of the Nativity story that could very well have been an extended episode of Superbook. It had some fine voice performances from the hilarious Aidy Bryant as Ruth the sheep and Gina Rodriguez as Mary (as in the Virgin, wink, wink).
Rating: β β β ββ
(Originally published June 20, 2018.)
I had a choice between The Disaster Artist or this. I wish I could finally learn from these terrible decisions. (Just look at that poster! What was I thinking?)
Rating: β ββββ
(Originally published June 13, 2018.)
Just another reason why you shouldnβt believe everything that you read on the internet.
Rating:Β β
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(Originally published June 12, 2018.)
What a hot mess! Like a Kapamilya Gold teleserye that adapted the campiest work of Shakespeare.
The tulip was actually a metaphor for Alicia Vikanderβs vajayjay and the fever referred to her burning loins. It was so silly that it just might be a future cult classic.
Rating: β β βββ
(Originally published June 12, 2018.)
Tom Cruise is no Gal Gadot.
Rating: β β βββ
(Originally published June 11, 2017.)
Iβm not averse to the trope, but I still found it odd that the White Saviour was actually dressed in an all-white ensemble.
The chills picked up during its last thirty or so minutes beginning with a superb and incredibly tense Mexican standoff.
Rating: β β β ββ
(Originally published June 10, 2018.)
If I were ever shot and close to dying, Iβd definitely not be singing Charleneβs Iβve Never Been to Me. I would most probably choke on my own blood from laughing so hard by the time I reach that cooing spoken word part (βHey, you know what paradise is? Itβs a lie…β). Nyahahaha!!
Rating: β β β β β
(Originally published June 9, 2018.)
Was I supposed to cry?
Anyway, I used to be fond of making these dioramas back in grade school. I felt like a genius when I came up with this scroll-like apparatus that could mimic a TV screen (so that one could read the story behind these models).
And then I found out that everyone else had the same idea but theirs were even better (the manila papers they used were soaked in coffee overnight, plus burnt on the edges to achieve that classic sepia look).
Yes, I learned early in life that there would always be someone much better (or dorkier) than yourself.
Rating: β β βββ
(Originally published June 9, 2018.)