HINDI NAHAHATI ANG LANGIT (Mike De Leon, 1985)

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It was hard to get over the fact that Christopher de Leon (with his pornstache) was going to prom. Also, there were just too many immature characters trapped in this noisy melodrama.

Sample dialogue:

“Ronald, virgin pa ba ako? Sagutin mo ako. Niloko mo ba ako? Damn you!”

As a kid, I remember watching my mom put make-up on and she would complete her look with a penciled dot on her upper lip. I think she was going for a Lorna Tolentino, but I was too scared to tell her that it looked more like a Bing Loyzaga.

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

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