A horror movie called Tumbok with Cristine Reyes and my confused dirty mind immediately thought that it was the story of a woman in dire need of a Brazilian wax.
Apparently, tumbok is the pamahiin (and feng shui belief) that any structure in a T-junction becomes the source of bad luck. I guess that explains all the kaguluhan in Gringott’s Bank along Diagon Alley.
And speaking of bad luck, Jao Mapa (with a head full of Johnson’s baby powder) actually played the father of Cristine while overacting to (literal) death. How unfortunate!
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
(Originally published May 2, 2017.)