San Andreas was awful, cribbing from better disaster flicks like Deep Impact and Titanic. Worse, I didn’t care much about the characters.
When people are dying around you and you still have time for landian, don’t expect me to wish for your survival.
As a 3D/4DX ride though, it was (oddly) fun to watch. I was screaming my lungs out and clutching on to my seat for dear life.
(Originally published June 1, 2015.)