Anthology of five horror shorts kyemerut. Parang pa-bibong Shake, Rattle, Roll with its two additional stories pero hindi naman nakadagdag sa scare factor.
BRASO (Frasco Mortiz) – ★☆☆☆☆
Tungkol sa baklang braso na nag-break free sa pagiging closeta at dinakma ang yagbols ni AJ Perez (RIP).
PAA (Enrico Santos) – ★★★☆☆
Tungkol sa isang nanay (Jodi Sta. Maria in full batas ng isang api mode) na hindi marunong magpagpag kaya sinundan ng multo ng batang ninakawan niya ng sapatos.
MATA (Ato Bautista) – ★★☆☆☆
Tungkol sa isang babaeng (Maja Salvador) trapped in a Groundhog Day nightmare kung saan jowa niya lagi si Rayver Cruz. Saklap.
MUKHA (Nick Olanka) – ★★☆☆☆
Tungkol sa bitch from hell na boss (Mariel Rodriguez channeling Kimmy Go Dong Hae) na ginamit ang mukha ng kawawang office janitor to test their new photocopying machine. Naghiganti tuloy ang kaluluwa nito na galit sa mga DDS tulad ng asawa ni boss na si Robin Padilla.
PUSO (Cathy Garcia-Molina) – ★★☆☆☆
Tungkol sa isang chakang perya performer (Pokwang) na desperadong magka-lovelife at sa kasamaang-palad ay zombie ang nagayuma. Hindi na rin masama kasi mas mukha pang mabango ang naaagnas na si Zanjoe Marudo kesa sa mga People You May Know ng Facebook.
Saan banda ako dapat matakot?
Nalungkot ako kasi hirap na talaga magsalita si idol Maricel. Dati walang-wala ang machine gun sa rat-tat-tat delivery niya. (To be fair, napakahusay pa rin niya umarte.) #faney
Pero jusko naman pati mambabarang bitter na bitter sa lovelife at puro hugot. Mas marami akong tawa kesa takot.
Definitely a mixed bag but the good ones greatly outweighed the stinkers. The weaker stories were saved by strong performances from Maja Salvador, Angelica Panganiban, and Kim Chiu while the interesting segments were further enhanced by the excellent turns of Bea Alonzo, Zanjoe Marudo, Xyriel Manabat, and Pokwang.
The Bea-Zanjoe segment was just so good it could have worked as an entire movie. I’d recommend this just for that wonderful bit alone.
(Originally published December 5, 2012.)
I couldn’t believe the lines in this movie. The screenplay was just horrible. I cringed every time one of the leads said something supposedly mind-blowing about love. It was even worse whenever Xian Lim delivered those lines.
The audience lapped up the lame jokes and gags in the same way that they enjoyed watching Moron 5 and the Crying Lady. I was left clueless.
Not even the competent performances of Jessy Mendiola and Matt Evans could save this one from the crapper.
As a big Eraserheads fan, I was completely offended.
(Originally published September 3, 2012.)