MOVIE REVIEW: WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING (Kirk Jones, 2012)

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It could have been called Labor Day. Similar to Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve, this was another all-star cast of likable actors stuck in pure crap.

What would you expect from a movie based on a non-fiction book dispensing advice and tips about pregnancy anyway? The only common thing about the source material and this adaptation was that they have pregnant moms.

Otherwise, it was two hours of clichés that might even scare the target demo. It was just so bad that it wasn’t even funny.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

(Originally published May 24, 2012.)

MOVIE REVIEW: MOVIE 43 (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrick Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Brett Ratner, Jonathan van Tulleken, 2013)

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And I thought Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve were star-studded bombs. Stinky and disgusting.

This has to be the worst movie I’ve seen this year. Probably ever. I’m still in shock that all of these talented people agreed to this.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

(Originally published March 15, 2013.)