EERIE (Mikhail Red, 2019)

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As scary as an unflushed toilet.

It was nothing more than a mishmash of every horror movie that you’ve already seen. Except that this one starred The Sacred Riana.

I wish it focused more on the important issues (mental health/depression, death penalty, homosexuality vis a vis Catholicism), but its idea of being smart was naming a character Erica (nicknamed Eri like Eerie, of course!) Sayco (as in Norman Bates).

To be fair, I watched it in a packed theater and the audience lapped up every cheap scare thrown at them. Mga valak twoooooaaaahhhhh!!

Rating: ★★☆☆☆