MOVIE REVIEW: THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, 1998)

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I remember watching Ms. Kristina Moran: Babaeng Palaban where Rosanna Roces used the “gel” as hand lotion instead, which would have been incredibly icky and sticky like Elmer’s Glue (I heard).

Rating: ★★★☆☆

(Originally published April 20, 2017.)

MOVIE REVIEW: MOVIE 43 (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrick Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Brett Ratner, Jonathan van Tulleken, 2013)

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And I thought Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve were star-studded bombs. Stinky and disgusting.

This has to be the worst movie I’ve seen this year. Probably ever. I’m still in shock that all of these talented people agreed to this.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

(Originally published March 15, 2013.)