MOVIE REVIEW: CRUEL INTENTIONS (Roger Kumble, 1999)

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The “You can put it anywhere” line still shocks my inner prude.

Now that this film has aged 20 years, maybe we can get a rainbow remake with Ezra Miller, Tom Holland, and Lucas Hedges.

That memorable Bittersweet Symphony ending must be retained, though.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

(Originally published March 6, 2019.)